If I can last another 40 minutes it’ll be fine.
This fit will pass.
It is okay.
Positive bullshit.
It is alright.
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Calm down

doglets:

well son, a blog is formed when your loneliness and your narcissism fall in love with each other

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malefactoria:

Held up a movie theater audience at gunpoint during a showing of “Bambi.”

malefactoria:

Held up a movie theater audience at gunpoint during a showing of “Bambi.”

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ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Secret Service: “Dammit, we need to stop playing hide and seek.”

Calvin Coolidge: “You lose.”

#JustPresidentThings

Also, apparently as President he often went to dinner parties he hated. Someone finally asked why he went. His reply: “Got to eat somewhere.” Source

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brinepools:

crime dads proud of their son

brinepools:

crime dads proud of their son

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leavingbones-exposed:

joelmillers:

coldwarqueer:

in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful

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even better

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pakeeztani:

pr1nceshawn:

The Photos Disney Characters Would Take If They Had Instagram Accounts by Simona Bonafini.

i love this tbh

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creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

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mandopony:

arewefadingout:

videohall:

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

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conelradstation:

Will Farrell channels late-period Orson Welles in The Spoils of Babylon

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Anonymous said: your eyebrow game is not that strong

bycottlove: