angelica-aswald:

hershelgreenie:

reacting to norman bulge like

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WAIT hold on whatt???

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aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

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piranhapunk:

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Twenty-five years and three days later, reality takes a tip from fiction and charts “Weird Al” Yankovic’s new album Mandatory Fun at number one, with over 100,000 sales during it’s first week. In his 31 year long career, with 14 studio albums to his name, this is the first time he’s hit the top- and the first comedy album by ANY artist to hit #1 since 1960! Congratulations, Al! image

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just a friendly reminder:

theloveliestlittlespy:

- Iggy Azalea may have some catchy songs and Instagram-friendly looks, but she’s also a spiteful white supremacist who shows no understanding of the hardships suffered by aborigines in Australia and New Zealand and who believes people calling her a snow bunny and ‘violating her personal space’ by…

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michaeldimotta:

An illustration I did of Mama Tits and her “Care Bear Stare Heard Round The World”

http://www.upworthy.com/watch-a-drag-queen-teach-religious-protesters-what-the-bible-actually-says-about-a-cotton-poly-blend?c=ufb1

She was confronted by non acceptance & fought back with love!!
**Check out Mama Tits’s website: www.TheMamaTits.com
****Booking info for Mama Tits: MamaTitsOnStage@gmail.com
*****Press contact for Mama Tits: Sabrina@SabrinaDax.com
*****Download Mama Tit’s song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/bad… Bad Girls - EP by Mama Tits

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clintbarttons:

nicknames and kisses and sleeping together i’m literally here for all of this

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ufo-potato:

Tina tank girl.

ufo-potato:

Tina tank girl.

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lascocks:

oh my god gross stop

lascocks:

oh my god gross stop

waistedlives:

deearlings:

WEEEEELP
JUST IMPULSE BOUGHT BOTH OF THESE.

Not sure how financially sound that was but THERE’s NO TURNING BACK NOW.

Making yourself happy is a financially sound investment. (shh yes it is)

local-shop:

penanggalan:

rendigo:

amischiefofmice:

cafekitty:

i looked up pickles the catosaurus and look at this fucking cat holy shit

10 whispers

a baker’s dozen whispers

I wonder if this cat wonders why he is always being presented to people.

Tig ol’ kittys

(Source: Daily Mail)

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doverpublications:

Are you intimate with your intimates? Get the lowdown on skivvies from their origins to the invention of the bikini with Fashion in Underwear by Elizabeth Ewing.

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laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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