kitschcowboy:

kitschcowboy:

i love you practical effects i love you corn syrup blood i love you set designers i love you creature artists i love you makeup and prosthetics i love you costumers i love you actors who sit in the makeup chair for 5 hours i love you makeup artists i love you practical sets i love you puppetry i love you miniatures and bigatures

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yall get me. Respect 🫡

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pruane2:

pruane2:

the most important thing to remember when making a grilled cheese is that you can season the cheese and no one can stop you

second most important thing to remember is that attacks can come from any direction

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grouper:

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did this moment make u want him or are u insane

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foulserpent:

foulserpent:

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Bat Pussy has one of my favorite origins of any film of all time bc no one knows who made it, no one has ever come forward and verified having worked on it, and it seemingly just appeared out of the blue in the store room of a p*rno theater in tennessee

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kagaintheskywithdiamonds:
“omghotmemes:
“Big brain move
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but why. does a skate park exist. if the city doesn’t want skateboarders. this is not a walmart parking lot we’re talking about. this is not a thing that was designed for a purpose other than...

kagaintheskywithdiamonds:

omghotmemes:

Big brain move

but why. does a skate park exist. if the city doesn’t want skateboarders. this is not a walmart parking lot we’re talking about. this is not a thing that was designed for a purpose other than skateboarding that skateboarders encroached on like an invasive species. you are trying to deter loitering in a place where it should not be possible to loiter. it’s not like the sand was put there to stop homeless people from sleeping there. which is awful but I can at least comprehend cities doing it to benches and shit. the sand was specifically meant to deter skateboarders

you built a skate park. with money. presumably taxpayers paid for there to be a place specifically made for skateboarding. and then those same taxpayers paid to get those nasty skateboarders out of the big concrete bowls that are just there for show I guess

dogs are not allowed in the dog park

Article Date: 4/22/2020

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furbearingbrick:

audible-smiles:

my grandma has this 115 year old picture book, and apparently in 1907 they would just let you publish anything

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shitposting has always been a thing, apparently

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goodlilworkerbee asked:

Can you explain the misha bill sex scandal? You posted some things about it and I have no idea what it means

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

LMFAO so Misha Collins was also an intern in the Bill Clinton white house and when the Monica Lewinsky scandal happened he published an essay defending her- which was great! but also part of his defense essentially boiled down to ‘look, we ALL want to fuck the president. he’s hot and charming. it would be SUSPICIOUS if she DIDN’T want to fuck him, we probably would’ve thought she was a spy or something’ which is already funny enough, but then also when Hillary was running for president in 2016 Misha tried to work for the campaign and was told “No❤”, so when the essay he wrote was dug up and started circulating online a few years ago everyone was like hm. why didn’t you want an actor who’s fairly popular with the youth working for you Mrs. Clinton. is there perhaps. someone else working with you you’d like to keep him away from? perhaps a grudge or two from when he used to work for you? maybe?

basically, he DEFINITELY had sexual relations with that president

thecryptkeeper:

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inspired by school house rock

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deadcatwithaflamethrower:

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thestuffedalligator:

All the weird misinterpretations and revisions of Russian history aside, Anastasia is one of my favourite movies because its plot structure is so fucking weird

It’s a period piece romance. That’s cool, that’s all well and good, except that on the sidelines there’s an undead warlock who’s trying so hard to kill the protagonist, but all in ways that the protagonist either doesn’t notice or doesn’t accept as supernatural

And it isn’t a twist! The audience knows about the warlock! The warlock has a villain song! The warlock is one of the principal characters! But the protagonist spends 95% of the movie completely unaware of the warlock, and just spends the entirety of the movie doing period piece romance things while being repeatedly inconvenienced by the warlock until the climax, when the protagonist has to very suddenly

  1. Acknowledge the existence of the warlock
  2. Acknowledge the existence of the supernatural
  3. See some real-ass goddamn magic
  4. Kill the warlock

I have never seen a movie with a plot structure like this before, and I don’t think I’ll see one like it ever again. It’s like an adaptation of Pride and Prejudice that turns Lady Catherine into a vampire who’s just repeatedly trying to drink Lizzy’s blood, but Lizzy doesn’t even notice until the climax whereupon she stuffs Lady Catherine’s mouth with garlic and cuts off her head (an adaptation I would kill to see, by the way). There are two completely different genres playing out at the same time, and one of them is trying to kill the other

Anyways that’s why the stage musical is bad, thank you and good night

The only thing I’m adding to this is that Disney’s Hercules has almost the same hero-villain dynamic in that the protagonist and antagonist think they are the heroes of two wildly different stories, and the protagonist doesn’t really know the antagonist exists until the endgame starts. It’s so fucking bizarre. They also both came out in 1997, and feature a red-headed protagonist who starts the story trying to find out who their parents are and falls in love with a shady brunette with dubious intentions who winds up trying to sacrifice themselves so the protagonist can live/be happy. I dunno what this means, but coincidence? I think NOT!

Listen that was just the vibe of 97 alright some shit went down that year

Can confirm: 1997 was weird as fuck.

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catgirlkaiju:

dongboss:

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Oh no they aren’t watching the road! Guys look out for-

Look out for the-

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capacity:

We’re never getting a show like this ever again

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UPDATE: the straights won, so homophobic

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ovur:

ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva:

ovur:

Uhh guys? Can we normalize having long legs and a tight pussy maybe,,,,,??

NO! my legs are short and my pussy is a cave known for its natural acoustics

I apologize for my lack of inclusvitiy… I’ll off myself now

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sixpenceee:

Glory lamp that opens up when you get under it | source                          

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